{"product_id":"my-horizontal-life-chelsea-handler-9781582346182","title":"My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler","description":"\u003ch1\u003eMy Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian \u003cstrong\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/strong\u003e recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOften embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEnter Chelsea Handler.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/em\u003e chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEncouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/em\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Bust-Down Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48497805164859,"sku":"1582346186","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/2077\/7531\/files\/9781582346182.jpg?v=1735133853","url":"https:\/\/bustdownbooks.com\/products\/my-horizontal-life-chelsea-handler-9781582346182","provider":"Bust-Down Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}