{"product_id":"new-drivers-guide-to-things-to-not-crash-into-a-funny-gag-driving-education-book-for-new-and-bad-drivers","title":"New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into A Funny Gag Driving Education Book for New and Bad Drivers","description":"\u003cp\u003eUpdated and revised for 2019!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDo you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as:\u003cbr\u003e What is a car?\u003cbr\u003e What are those round things at the bottom\u003cbr\u003e Where does it belong?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list.\u003cbr\u003e Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are:\u003cbr\u003e People\u003cbr\u003e Other cars\u003cbr\u003e Trees\u003cbr\u003e Houses\u003cbr\u003e Icebergs\u003cbr\u003e Mountains\u003cbr\u003e Creepy Garden Gnomes\u003cbr\u003e And many more!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bust-Down Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50674895126843,"sku":"1731025726","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/2077\/7531\/files\/8502063482804.jpg?v=1761278707","url":"https:\/\/bustdownbooks.com\/products\/new-drivers-guide-to-things-to-not-crash-into-a-funny-gag-driving-education-book-for-new-and-bad-drivers","provider":"Bust-Down Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}