Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! A Cowboy's Guide to Life by Texas Bix Bender

Wit and Wisdom from the Wild West

In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Texas Bix Bender delivers a sharp, witty, and hilarious look at life through the eyes of a cowboy. Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! is filled with timeless Western quips, ranch-life wisdom, and life lessons that embody the spirit of the frontier.

Classic Cowboy Quotes and Life Lessons

• "Always drink upstream from the herd."
• "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow."
• "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’."
• "Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."
• "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Why This Book is a Must-Read

Whether you're a city dweller looking for some Western wisdom or a cowboy at heart, this book packs a punch with humor and common sense. Perfect as a gift for fans of country living, ranchers, rodeo enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with a dose of truth.

Praise for Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!

"This book is worthy of a book rustler." – South Bend Tribune

"The common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." – Henry Ward Beecher

About the Author

Texas Bix Bender is a humorist and storyteller known for capturing the charm, wit, and wisdom of the Old West. His cowboy philosophy continues to entertain and educate readers across generations.

ISBN Information

ISBN-13: 9780879054700

ISBN-10: 0879054700

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Join the legacy of cowboy humor and wisdom with Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!—a book that will keep you laughing and learning with every page.