Brainwashing for Beginners: Read This Book. Read This Book. Read This Book.

by Meghan Rowland & Chris Turner-Neal

Readers, buy this book.

• You will never read a book that is this important.
• You will care for this book as if it is your own child.
• You will feel overwhelming anxiety and nausea without this book.
• You will no longer need any other entertainment after buying this book.
• You will buy this book for you and your friends.

Readers possibly will not be manipulated by the above sentences. However, this humorous guide will provide these inexperienced, future mind persuaders with the tools and techniques of the brainwashing trade to achieve their most immediate life objectives. Readers will learn how to:

1. Manipulate friends to believe your viewpoints
2. Repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
3. Repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
4. Repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
5. Repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
6. Use Pavlovian reinforcement to persuade significant others to do housework

With Brainwashing for Beginners, readers will convince and convert the world around them today. Buy this book.

About the Author(s): Meghan Rowland & Chris Turner-Neal

Meghan Rowland & Chris Turner-Neal, formerly Magda Olynoff and Heinrich von Pfalz-von Kessen, are the authors of The Misanthrope's Guide to Life. They also write the award-winning comedy blog 2birds1blog.com, widely hailed as "the thinking man's Beavis and Butthead" and recognized in NPR's 2010 Best of the Web.

When not writing, they enjoy democracy, baseball, Mom's apple pie, and reporting the names of their former comrades to the proper authorities. They've never been so happy. Meghan lives in Washington, DC, and Chris lives in Philadelphia, PA. Cover design by Sylvia McArdle

Brainwashing for Beginners | Meghan Rowland & Chris Turner-Neal